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September 2010

Melbourne Gurls (California Gurls Parody)

themomentsinbetween:

I know a place, where the weather’s always changing

warm, hot and cold, our days have four different seasons

sippin Bubble Cups, sitting right next to the train tracks

My girls, where you at. Cuz we’re gonna bring this track back

 

You can travel the world, but nothing comes close to our Melbourne girls

once you party with us, you’ll be falling in love, oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

Melbourne girls you know we’re unforgettable

heels, flats, shorts and jumpers on top

our sun’s so hot, you know it’ll melt your popsicles, oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh

Melbourne girls you know we’re undeniable

hot, smart, fierce we got it all locked

southside represent, now put your hands up, oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh

 

Footscray is the place

where the asians go and eat Pho

the wogs, kicking back

with techno music on their stereo 

 

You can travel the world, but nothing comes close to our Melbourne girls

once you party with us, you’ll be falling in love, oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

Melbourne girls you know we’re unforgettable

heels, flats, shorts and jumpers on top

our sun’s so hot, you know it’ll melt your popsicles, oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

Melbourne girls you know we’re undeniable

hot, smart, fierce we got it all locked

southside represent, now put your hands up, oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh

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i wrote this a few months ago when i was on my way to school. thought i’d post it up for fun. LOL 

hahahahahhahahahaahhaha

Sep 30, 201022 notes
... wow... You're beautiful...

Thank you, but no. Haha.

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riichardngo:

Already Taken -Trey Songz.

LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS SONG. ♥♥♥♥♥

Sep 28, 20104 notes

fmylife:

Today, my 25 year old girlfriend broke up with me because I wouldn’t have sex with her in a room full of Edward Cullen posters staring at me. FML

Omg that is actually so depressing.

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I just said "Bitches be trippin balls" on club penguin and got banned for 24 hours.

van-dong:

Whitney : HAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA OMG
Kelly : Stop laughing.
Whitney : MY LIFE IS COMPLETE
Kelly : this isn’t funny, I WANT TO PLAY MORE OMG
Whitney : AHAHA, make another one
Kelly : no LOL
Whitney : hahahaha, my life is so complete.

NOOB ._.
                                         

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO KELLY

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I like random, unexpected, text messages that make me smile.


(via longlivethestupid, juicy-)

Sep 26, 2010
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Melbourne City Streets - School Cliques

hippo-critical:

Kings Street - Cool Cats

Elizabeth Street South - Photofags

Alleys - Indehh Kids

Swanston Street - Mainstream Kids

Little Bourke Street - Asian Kids

Lonsdale x Spring Street - D-fags

Collins Street - The kids that sell stuff for money

Flinders Street - The Sluts

LAWL

Sep 24, 201029 notes
I just want to be in your arms

but I feel like I don’t deserve that.

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